I don't know you but I already probably hate you

The personal blog of a perpetually angry person.

TODAY, IN THE DESMOND TAG

-HOW DESMOND DIED TODAY

-HOW YOU CRIED ABOUT HOW DESMOND DIED (TODAY)

-HOW YOU ARE MAD AT PEOPLE WHO TAG THEIR CRIES ABOUT HOW DESMOND DIED TODAY

-HOW SOMEONE SHOULDN’T BITCH ABOUT PEOPLE WHO POST ABOUT HOW MAD THEY ARE AT PEOPLE WHO TAG THEIR POSTS TO CRY ABOUT HOW DESMOND DIED TODAY

SO MUCH HATE IN THE AC TAGS WHAT THE FUCK GUYS THIS IS TUMBLR, IF YOU WANT PEACE AND QUIET AND MORE IMPORTANTLY TO DICTATE HOW EVERYBODY SHOULD BE BLOGGING GET YOU OWN WEBSITE OR SOMETHING.

Or, you know, don’t check the tags.

WHY

GOD

WHY

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHERE CHARLES LEE IS.

HAYTHAM KENWAY

HASN’T CHANGED HIS FUCKING CLOTHES IN OVER 25 YEARS.

25 YEARS

THIS IS PIG DISGUSTING

My Hideout: MODERN GUYS ARE USELESS

likebeadsonarosary:

SOMETIMES I WANT TO SLAP THE MODERN ASSASSINS SO BAD. WHY CAN’T THEY EVER DO ANYTHING COOL?


THAT’S BECAUSE THEY NEVER GOT ANY ATTENTION FROM UBISOFT WRITERS THAT’S WHY.

HOW FUCKING USELESS HAVE THEY BEEN SERIOUSLY NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANY OF THEM BECAUSE…

THEY WILL NEVER GET THEIR OWN GAME BECAUSE THEY WERE SO NEGLECTED NOBODY WOULD BUY IT. I ACTUALLY HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE ANNOYED WHEN THEY HAVE TO PLAY DESMOND.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT A WASTE OF A MAIN CHARACTER.

MODERN GUYS ARE USELESS

SOMETIMES I WANT TO SLAP THE MODERN ASSASSINS SO BAD. WHY CAN’T THEY EVER DO ANYTHING COOL?


THAT’S BECAUSE THEY NEVER GOT ANY ATTENTION FROM UBISOFT WRITERS THAT’S WHY.

HOW FUCKING USELESS HAVE THEY BEEN SERIOUSLY NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT ANY OF THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE SO GODDAMN BLAND.

I WISH THEY ALL DIED.

NO

THAT SHIT IS NOT OKAY.
THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ATLAIR AND CERTAINLY NOT LIKE MALIK.
HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE GAME???? SINCE WHEN ARE THEY BOTH EUROPEAN GUYS WITH BLONDE HAIR?

CALL THE SOCIAL JUSTICE POLICE

NO

THAT SHIT IS NOT OKAY.

THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ATLAIR AND CERTAINLY NOT LIKE MALIK.

HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE GAME???? SINCE WHEN ARE THEY BOTH EUROPEAN GUYS WITH BLONDE HAIR?

CALL THE SOCIAL JUSTICE POLICE

OHH EMM GEEEE CONNOR

HELLO FUCKFACE HOW ABOUT YOU FINALLY LEARN HOW TO SPELL ‘CONNOR’ PROPERLY?

HIS NAME IS
NOT
CONNER.

STOP. LAY THE FUCK OFF THE LETTER E AND THINK ABOUT YOUR MISERABLE LIFE.

YOU’RE AN IDIOT.

SHAUN HASTINGS IS NOT A COMPUTER GEEK

NO,

FUCK YOU

HE IS NOT A COMPUTER GEEK. HE IS A HISTORY NERD. HE LOVES THE FUCK OUT OF HISTORY. JUST BECAUSE HE IS WEARING GLASSES AND IS USING A COMPUTER DOESN’T MAKE ME A GEEK. WHAT ABOUT YOU EAT A BOWL FULL OF DICKS AND I CALL YOU A GODDAMN KITCHEN GEEK YOU COCK LOVER IGNORANT IDIOT.

FUCK I’M PISSED OFF.

Shaun Hastings.

PS: IT’S SHAUN. NOT SHAWN.

warpthruster asked: I'm not personally offended, but my friend who was molested by her father was. We don't MIND you liking the pairing (every pairing for themselves and all that) what we want is for people to TAG THEIR SHIT because the pairing is triggering for some. How fucking hard it is jfc.

TAG YOUR SHIT GUYS I AGREE WITH THIS
TAG YOUR GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT

ALSO DAMNIT, CONNOR GET OFF TUMBLR. JFC THIS ISN’T EVEN THE RIGHT CENTURY FOR YOU TO BE ON THE INTERNET.

MALUKE AL SAYF

YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF? PEOPLE WHO DRAW AND WRITE MALIK AS A HELPLESS UKEBOY DESU. HAVE YOU EVEN PLAYED THE GAME, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT? HE IS A STRONG BUREAU LEADER WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN. AND PROBABLY DOESN’T NEED ALTAIR’S DICK IN HIS BUTT TO FEEL FABULOUS EITHER.

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM! HE’S THE SOLE REASON JERUSALEM IS A DANGEROUS PLACE

SO WHY WOULD HE BE ALL “P-P-PLEASE ARUTAIRU KUN P-P-PUT IT IN SLOWLY UGU—-“

FUCK YOU HE EATS YOUR VIRGINITY FOR BREAKFAST.

MOTHERFUCKIN LUCY STILLMAN

ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY LUCY WASN’T A TEMPLAR? WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? SHE WAS A TEMPLAR AND SHE’S AWESOME AS FUCK IT IS HER CHOICE MAYBE SHE HAD REASONS OR SHARES THEIR BELIEFS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT HER NOTHING THAT’S WHAT.